He knew it was a huge mistake, but he threw caution to the wind, looked at her, and jumped into the Antarctic Sea. It was -16 degrees. His heart stopped and then he heard a panting and splashing by his ear, a cute little brown furred dog was swimming up to him. He decided that he could adopt her... She looked up at him, her brown eyes sparkling. He smiled and said, "There's no point in trying to seduce me. I know you had liaisons with my brother. And anyway, my dog and I need to go for a walk!" So we climbed up to the top of the tower in order to survey the land. But wait! What was that approaching? You can't be serious. An elephant. The last elephant on the planet. What on earth should we do with it? Can we ride it there? That was not possible, however, they could switch to a different reality by taking hold of each other's hands and stepping through the port hole. They disappeared. Re-emerging 60 years earlier.
"OMG", she said, "What's that strange critter over there playing a harp, The GodStones?" And then changed the tune in order to fool her into thinking that her world had turned upside down. She looked around, confused. What was the Chinese man doing in her room? Had Trump sent him? Elections were being fixed, left, right and centre. There was no hope for equity or even for a one night stand, so he burst out of the door in order to find some pants. His bare, hairy legs went racing down the street, only to be stopped by a policeman. "Aah!" he said "What have we here?" "Well, your honour! I mean to say. It's all a farce, life and love are always problematic, especially in Thailand, because there are too many Gareths."